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timoodles:

there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts

there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police

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i live in Cumming don’t talk to me

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j5h:

i want one of those cute relationships where you spray whipped cream into each others ass holes and then eat it

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ehnoshima:

shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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daftpostpunk:

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

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wintxrbucky:

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

it’s probably the only thing i’ll ever win

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